Contamination (1980).

Contamination (1980) 95min | Horror, Sci-Fi | 2 August 1980 (Italy) Summary: A former astronaut helps a government agent and a police detective track the source of mysterious alien pod spores, filled with lethal flesh-dissolving acid, to a South American coffee plantation controlled by alien pod clones.
Countries: Italy, West GermanyLanguages: Italian

Contamination (1980).

This is a movie about a ship that is bringing coffee to the United States. No, sorry. I meant avocados. No, sorry, my bad, not coffee, not avocados. Eggs. Definitely eggs. Except the scientist said they were eggs right after she said they most definitely were not eggs. Anyway, they aren’t eggs (or coffee, or avocados) but bacteria. From Mars. I mean, from South America. But from Mars.

You should watch this movie because it is amazingly, uh, yes, but you should mostly watch the Rifftrax version of this movie because that is much more amazingly yes.

I just don’t know, alright? Leave me alone. Go watch the movie. Or not. Whatever. [chest bursts]

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