It comes as no small surprise to me that the promotional poster for this movie is actually representational of the movie. Yes. It does. 100% accurately. It’s so refreshing.
So. This movie. Sure, we watched the RiffTrax version. Sure, we weren’t expecting, well, much. What we got though, was so much more than we had hoped for. Yes, there was some kind of tough guy who apparently walked away from a fatal plane crash. Yes, his wife was a dutiful token female who appears on cue and only on cue to look mildly concerned. Yes, there was an atom bomb, and military secrets, and a great big unexplainable scar, and amnesia, and aliens, and giant mutant somethings. It was all of this and then more. You should watch it too!