Ivan is a supersoldier who decides that hanging around and shooting lasers from his eyes on command isn’t so much fun when the commands come from authoritarian uniformed people who don’t like democracy, peace or small children.
But the movie is not about Ivan. You would be forgiven for thinking that it might be. But it is not.
It is about a geeky but secretly heroic male scientist who is inexplicably friends with Ivan, who is teamed up with a sexy female spy (who of course falls in love with him and helps hime out). I can’t even remember his name. Or her name. And I don’t even care.
The movie is about him, and her, and occasionally Ivan. Some things happened and then it ended. Not even the good folk at RiffTrax can save this one, but at least it is funny.