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Primal (2019)

Primal (2019) 1h 37min | Action | 10 February 2020 (UK) Summary: Frank's caught wildlife in the Brazilian jungle incl. a 400 lbs. white jaguar. He ships it on the same ship as an arrested assassin. The assassin breaks free and frees the animals.
Countries: USALanguages: English

Meet Frank. Frank is our for this aching disaster of a movie. By that I mean he is an animal smuggler, who happily transports his poached animals in empty wire cages in the hold of a ship. Which, it turns out, is the preferred method of transport for a sinister villain who escapes and then lets many of the animals out too.

There is a female character but she doesn’t get much character development, sensible things to do or a hairbrush throughout the entire thing. And of course there is a romantic subplot. Excuse me while I go and dry heave over the side of the ship, which is poorly staffed and prone to looking like a labyrinth without sensible establishing shots. It mostly appears to be a series of disconnected sets with the actors running between the locations between each scene.

. I have no more to say about this.

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