Good lord, it’s kind of hard to know how to pitch this review.
Well, let’s start by rating the accuracy of the movie poster. Now, you lot know by now that I only do this when there’s not much else to talk about, right? The movie poster is, in my opinion, about 50% accurate. I’m deducting the rest for total overselling of the “terror” factor and the fact that unless the Yeti have controlled my thoughts through mind transference, this scene never happened.
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THERE IS NO SUCH CREATURE AS A YETI.
SO THIS MOVIE CONTAINED NO DESPERATE SEARCH FOR THEM.
GO AWAY NOW.