Beaks: The Movie (1987)
100min | Horror, Thriller | 25 August 1988 (Mexico)
Director: René Cardona Jr.Writer: René Cardona Jr.Stars: Christopher Atkins, Michelle Johnson, Sonia Infante
Summary: Vanessa, a television reporter covering a story of a farmer attacked by his chickens, discovers that this is not an isolated incident...
Countries: MexicoLanguages: English
Nature has rebelled, and mobilised its first weapon of choice onto humanity! Something we puny, fleshy humans stand no chance to defend ourselves against!
Bears!
Wild dogs!
Tyrannosaureseses!
Big cats!
Komodo dragons?
Snakes?
Oh, I know, rabbits!!
No.
It’s birds.

Birds were nature’s first choice. Great. Thanks, scriptwriters.
Birds attack. A gutsy reporter follows the story. More birds attack. Lots of people have pigeons thrown at them. Birds attack.

There is cake. Birds attack. But then, just as everything seems hopeless – they just stop.
Thanks, birds.
Thanks, RiffTrax.