Vampires vs. the Bronx. Vampires. They’re just the worst, right? Soulless, heartless, blood suckers that buy properties for less than their true worth. Targeting local, ethnic communities in the quest for gentrification. No, wait. That’s property developers in the Bronx. Erm. Vampires. Yes. Both!
Vampires vs. the Bronx was a PG-13 outing for a family watch with The Young Person. I’d say that this means the story is much simpler than usual but, heck, you all know the terrible movies that I elect to watch. So, I guess by comparison with my usual fare of deliberately bad movies this one was alright, really.
It’s harder to rate the movies we watch with The Young Person objectively. This was more diverse and a better small insight into another community than, say, The Kid Who Would Be King, I guess I can say that much? It was enjoyable.