The Crater Lake Monster is a movie about a monster. Well, it kind of is. But mostly it’s a movie about people. It’s just a bit disjointed, is all. And not entirely very good.
Apparently this is a movie based on an arcade game. I never played it, so I can’t judge it against any merits Double Dragon should have had.
Vampires vs. the Bronx. Vampires. They’re just the worst, right? Soulless, heartless, blood suckers that buy properties for less than their true worth. Targeting local, ethnic communities in the quest for gentrification. No, wait. That’s property developers in the Bronx. Erm. Vampires. Yes. Both!